When I wake up Wednesday morning (October 10th, 2018), I will have suvrived 30 whole years on this planet Earth and in these United States of Murrica. In my time here, a lot of things have changed. When I was born, you had to pay extra money on your phone bill to dial long distance. Now, you can call international with a mobile app (for free). When I was a kid, you had to hang up all of…